APRIL FOOLS!- 63% Visiting Professor of History of Consciousness and Influencer Management Wanted
Location: University of the Pacific, Stockton, CA
Qualifications
Doctorate degree in philosophy and/or in business management, or related field
At least 5 years of teaching experience at the secondary level
Must have influencer management experience (applicants with clients of 100k+ social media followers are ideal)
Multiple publications in the field of consciousness, namely, epistemology and metaphysics.
Ability to work collaboratively and independently
Responsibilities
Have a 4:4 teaching load on brand development, history of consciousness, and other related subjects, as applicable
Be social media manager for Pacific’s official Instagram account, @universityofthepacific
Serve as a recruitment officer for the dwindling history department (if enrollment does not increase by 300% in the coming academic year, you will be demoted to School Mascot)
Publish original research frequently; 2 articles/year and 1 book/3 years
Serve as a Care Manager for your students and advisees (mental health support and services are not covered in our health insurance plans)
Benefits
Free admission to all home games
12% discount from all items at the University Center
Free printing of class materials
1 university sweatshirt and polo upon appointment (shipping not covered)
$1,000 life insurance voucher to be received upon confirmation of death
To apply for this position, please go to Fistbump, and upload your resume and cover letter.
